BAHRAIN: A shocking new report commissioned by the Gulf Centre for Statistics has found a close correlation between living in the Kingdom of Bahrain and wanting to leave the Kingdom of Bahrain.
“We were all completely taken aback when the results came through,” said research manager Clifford O’Hara. “But our study was extremely thorough. Of over 10,000 people we interviewed who were living in Bahrain, we found that some 96 per cent, whether they said so or not, had absolutely no desire whatsoever to be living in Bahrain.”
O’Hara’s team were behind the groundbreaking 2012 study that linked being a 31-year-old real estate agent to being a bit of a dick.