Syrian gym-goer sacks personal trainer for “insufficient attention” paid to biceps.
Ghais Juggernaut, a 33-year-old gym-goer, this morning announced that had fired his personal trainer, citing a breach of contract and inadequate attention paid to his arms.
“Right from the start, I just told him that I wanted bigger biceps,” explained the Syrian sales manager. “But he kept making me do cardio, leg presses and things to do with my core. He had to go.”