Syrian gym-goer sacks personal trainer for “insufficient attention” paid to biceps.

January 21, 2013

Ghais Juggernaut, a 33-year-old gym-goer, this morning announced that had fired his personal trainer, citing a breach of contract and inadequate attention paid to his arms.

“Right from the start, I just told him that I wanted bigger biceps,” explained the Syrian sales manager. “But he kept making me do cardio, leg presses and things to do with my core. He had to go.”

3 Responses to Syrian gym-goer sacks personal trainer for “insufficient attention” paid to biceps.

  1. rk January 22, 2013 at 12:55 am

    A post about syrians with no politics
    Nice

    Reply
  2. Georgesmith January 24, 2013 at 9:47 am

    I want to know about the good quality porsonal trainer who teaches some good techniques for built our health programe.

    Reply
  3. milky bar kid January 27, 2013 at 6:25 am

    Does a porsonal trainer teach dolphins how to swam?

    Reply

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