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Taliban willing to return all five Taliban leaders in exchange for Jennifer Lawrence

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Taliban willing to return all five Taliban leaders in exchange for Jennifer Lawrence

Militant group offers Obama new deal

NORTHERN AFGHANISTAN: Less than 24 hours after the controversial prisoner swap between the US government and the Taliban, leaders of the militant group have announced that they would be happy to return all five Taliban leaders in exchange for Hollywood starlet Jennifer Lawrence.

“We feel this is a fair deal that should appeal to Obama,” a leader of the Afghan Taliban told Al Jazeera. “Ok, we’ll throw in another three militants.”

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4 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    June 5, 2014 at 8:22 am

    jk

  2. DubaiChick

    June 5, 2014 at 4:37 pm

    No worries, we’ll throw in Justin Bieber for free

  3. Derek Mulings

    June 6, 2014 at 1:04 pm

    Justin Bieber? Nice idea but I doubt if Obama has any jurisdiction over Canadian citizens.

  4. hillwalkerca

    June 7, 2014 at 7:08 pm

    If the US will take Bieber, we can get an Act through Parliament. Fast. Really fast!

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