The Sun scouring Occupied Territories for story to go with ‘West Bonk’ headline
British tabloid newspaper searching area for anything “with even the slightest bit of titillation”
LONDON: Reporters for British tabloid newspaper The Sun are scouring the occupied Palestinian territories for potentially saucy news stories to go with the headline ‘West Bonk’.
“It’d be such a waste for a headline this sensational to go unused,” said editor Dominic Mohan earlier today.
“But it’s proving to be quite a challenge,” he admitted. “If the West Bank was full of randy pissed-up British expats, there wouldn’t be a problem.”