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The Sun scouring Occupied Territories for story to go with ‘West Bonk’ headline

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The Sun scouring Occupied Territories for story to go with ‘West Bonk’ headline

British tabloid newspaper searching area for anything “with even the slightest bit of titillation”

LONDON: Reporters for British tabloid newspaper The Sun are scouring the occupied Palestinian territories for potentially saucy news stories to go with the headline ‘West Bonk’.

“It’d be such a waste for a headline this sensational to go unused,” said editor Dominic Mohan earlier today.

“But it’s proving to be quite a challenge,” he admitted. “If the West Bank was full of randy pissed-up British expats, there wouldn’t be a problem.”

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