Tom Cruise to remove Katie Holmes’ name from top of Burj Khalifa

DUBAI: Just weeks after Katie Holmes announced her plans to divorce Tom Cruise, the Lions For Lambs star has sensationally revealed that he intends to climb back up the Burj Khalifa and remove her name from the top.

“Mr Cruise wrote the name of his wife at the top of the Burj Khalifa during filming of Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol in good faith,” said a spokesperson for the actor.

“Given the circumstances and Ms Holmes’ change of heart, he has no option but to climb all 162 floors again and scrub her name out. And if it won’t come off, he’ll just have to draw a cross through it. Probably along with a sad face or something”

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