The Gulf states stepped up their involvement in the fight against ISIS this morning with the launch of what are believed to be the world’s most luxurious airstrikes to date.
UAE F-16 fighter jets carried out a series of “7-star” strikes against Iraqi oil refineries under the control of the Islamic State, with reports stating that gold-plated and diamond-adorned ordnance had been dropped on the targets.
“The UAE’s world-beating levels of luxury aren’t solely confined to its hospitality industries,” explained an air force spokesperson. “With these iconic, VIP standard bombing raids, the UAE is raising the bar for international military intervention.”
Models of the expected flattened ISIS strongholds and facilities are expected to be installed in shopping malls across the UAE, allowing families to experience the platinum-class excitement and thrill of the aerial bombardment during the next ‘Summer Surprises’ festival.