What will Ahmadinejad do next?

With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s successor finally named following this week’s Iranian elections, many are wondering what the outgoing president is going to do with himself after he steps down from office. Here are the current odds from Tehran’s leading bookmakers.

5/3 – Replace Tony Blair as leader of the UN’s Middle East Quartet.

5/1 – Become the next Doctor Who.

7/2 – After dinner speaking circuit across Europe and North America.

9/2 – Record the long-awaited album ‘Ahmadinnerjazz’ with Bill Clinton on saxophone.

15/1 – Develop his own personal nuclear enrichment programme in his garden shed.

20/1 – Go into space.