It’s the question on the tip of everyone’s tahini-soaked tongue: if you were a hummous, which one would you be? Take our fun quiz to find out!
You’re redecorating your living room. How would you colour the walls?
a) Using a nice, solid egg-white meets beige paint. Just like you used before. And the time before that.
b) With a wallpaper depicting a charming woodland scene, perhaps featuring some pine trees.
c) With meat.
You’re Lady Gaga and you’re attending an awards show. How do you dress?
a) In a sensible white outfit with confortable yet smart shoes. This is an awards show, after all, and you’re probably going to be on your feet a lot!
b) In a bid to showcase the plight of the world’s rainforests, you go dressed as a burning tree. Possibly a pine.
c) Covered in slabs of meat.
You’ve got a well-earned day off. Where do go to unwind?
a) Nowhere. A nice simple rest day at home doing nothing is the perfect way to relax.
b) Out into the countryside. There’s nothing quite like spending a day among the trees. Especially pines.
c) To an abattoir.
How did you do?
Mostly a’s: Plain Jane, Ordinary Omar, Basic Bassem, whatever they call you, it’s clear that if you were a chickpea-based dip, you’d be PLAIN HUMMOUS
Mostly b’s: You’re clearly nuts about the environment, and nuts about nuts, that’s why if you were a popular mezze item you’d be HUMMOUS WITH ROASTED PINE NUTS
Mostly c’s: In sandwiches, in soup, in cornflakes; whatever you eat, you have it with bits of animal in it, so if you were a Middle Eastern cuisine favourite you’d be HUMMOUS WITH MEAT
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