Dubai-based company unveils world’s most expensive blah blah blah

DUBAI: Fans of bling now have one more reason to rejoice after a Dubai-based luxury goods designer yesterday showcased the world’s most expensive [SUBS TO COMPLETE].

The opulent sportscar/timepiece/handbag sparkles with over 50,000 precious stones/seven tons of solid gold/a f*** load of platinum [plz delete as appropriate], and comes with an equally eye-catching [SUBS INSERT VALUE HERE] price tag.

“We’re absolutely delighted with this hideous display of opulence that has absolutely no benefit to humankind whatsoever,” said Antoine De Berk, head of Bespoke Platinum Luxury Holdings, the company behind the fabulous new creation.

“The inspiration came to me one day when I saw a [SUBS PLZ] and thought to myself that I could probably generate a few column inches for my otherwise entirely pointless existence by creating the most expensive one in world.”

And De Berk says he’s already had enquiries for the grotesquely ostentatious waste of Earth’s dwindling natural resources.

“Several people have asked if they could get one that costs a little bit more.”

Meanwhile, gilt-edged heads are expected to turn again next week when Dubai becomes the launchpad for the world’s most expensive oh dear god I can’t believe I’m writing this.

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3 Responses to Dubai-based company unveils world’s most expensive blah blah blah

  1. GKW March 17, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Gotta love our subs. The funny thing is that’s true!

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  2. fashionablyurs March 21, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Subs enter: Building,dress, car or even a freakin cupcake!

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  3. Umm Ali March 24, 2013 at 9:46 am

    “When quizzed as to the source of funding for the [SUBS], Mr De Berk pointed to his grandfather and “role model” [SUBS NAME]. the Founder of Gulf Monopoly Conglomerate Industrial Co. “His struggle from the streets of [SUBS FLYBLOWN POVERTY] to becoming one of the Gulf’s richest men provided the true inspiration for the [IDIOT'S PLAYTHING]“, he lied [LEGAL?].

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