‘The Amal’ becomes overnight rhinoplasty sensation in Beirut plastic surgery clinics

BEIRUT: Plastic surgeons in Lebanon have reported a huge leap in demand for a nose-reshaping procedure that has become known as ‘The Amal’.

Following Lebanese barrister Amal Alamuddin’s shock engagement to Return of the Killer Tomatoes star George Clooney, thousands of the country’s single ladies are now looking to go under the knife with the hope of snaring their own Hollywood A-lister.

“To be honest, it’s not really something we’ve had requested before,” admitted Dr Ralf Sussmen of the Beirut Beauty Clinic.

“Ms Alamuddin’s features are curiously natural in their appearance, cleverly sculpted so as to appear as if they haven’t been utterly reshaped beyond their original form through multiple lifts or implants. But whatever we think, it’s clearly a look George seems to go for… I’m already booked up with orders until September.”

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8 Responses to ‘The Amal’ becomes overnight rhinoplasty sensation in Beirut plastic surgery clinics

  1. Alan Sunlotion April 29, 2014 at 4:55 am

    What do you get if you have ‘The Anal’.

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    • Anonymous August 1, 2014 at 10:03 am

      Anal Sunlotion, where not surprisingly, it is in great need.

      Reply
  2. Paddy Bin Bag Al Aldi April 29, 2014 at 7:55 am

    Not sure but you’ll still get told “Shhhh this won’t hurt at all”

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  3. Jennifer A. April 30, 2014 at 10:10 am

    You idiots!! Clooney fell in love with her personality! Not her looks! Like duuuuh! She clearly caught his attention with her great attitude and manners (which Lebanese are well known for, the respected communities at least).

    Haven’t you seen many “not so pretty women” end up with super hot guys? That’s because their personalities take over their beauty.

    After all, beauty does not last forever, but a good personality does.

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  4. Anonymous May 5, 2014 at 8:59 am

    “which Lebanese are well known for “… hehehe, are you serious? Well ths would exlain the good manner atrocities during the Lebanese war.

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  5. Sidney May 5, 2014 at 11:58 am

    I once had a dog called Amal. Funnily enough that was in Beirut!

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  6. P.Henry May 6, 2014 at 12:07 pm

    “caught his attention with her great attitude and manners (which Lebanese are well known for”……HAHAHAHAHA…..CLEARLY you haven’t met Lebanese people……. Rude bunch of crooks the lot em..

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  7. Charlotte May 22, 2014 at 12:26 pm

    Clooney made a political decision, he has only politics on his mind. He also wants to do movies on Middle East situation. He cant go wherever he wants in the Middle East, but because of her passport and position she can. He just does not want to be beheaded, and he does need a pass Go to meet certain people. She will get a US Citizenship and his wide range of fan club to speak to about anything she wants to speak. dont worry the nose knows.

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