More personal trainers in gym than actual people exercising

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   ♚King Marius♚ (@mariusgr)

   May 20, 2013 at 4:54 am

   Well, I believe that the status quo is one of evidentiary practice of the highest order…of magnitude. This may be resulting in perambulation and even velocitation towards a more streamlined and closely guarded perspiratory design.
   However, and I say this with great gravity of circumspection, it does not mean that people can go around exercising willy nilly.
   As a great man once said: ask not what your country can do for you…ask rather what goes into that peanut butter and jello sandwich!

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     humour nazi

     May 20, 2013 at 5:44 am

     King Marius,
     You have tried really hard at being funny. I suspect you even have several balled up rough drafts in the waste paper basket, but all you have succeeded in achieving is stringing several long words (real and imaginary) together without creating any sense.
     The true art is to use long words and produce a coherent sentence. Imagine!

     D-. Could do better. Go to the headmaster.

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   Stefano

   May 20, 2013 at 9:36 am

   Went to the gym this morning to try out a new machine there my PT recommended. I used it for a while but started to feel really nauseous. It is fantastic though; it’s got Mars bars, crisps, coke, all sorts of stuff

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   Gym Slip

   May 20, 2013 at 2:24 pm

   Personal Trainer arrested earlier today in a Marina Gymnasium after being overheard by an off duty police man.
   The police man, alegedly increasing his fitness to support the great Country that he serves, but actually comparing the benefits of taught lycra and spandex on various nubile Russian girls, overheard a slightly stumpy & misshappen Personal Trainer, standing with one leg on a weight bench, with shorts precariously open, asking his female charge to “look at his guns”
   Quickly arrested, and rushed to a local Police Cell in an Aston Martin patrol Car, the Personal Trainer is now undergoing a full and generous body cavity search, ably assisted by a local veterinarian.

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