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The Pan-Arabia Enquirer’s Top 5 Beef Bacon Recipes
We pick our favourite dishes using the popular pork substitute superfood
It’s the superfood of the century, the culinary sensation that has moved from Middle East breakfast buffets to celebrity kitchens the world over. To commemorate the rise of beef bacon, The Pan-Arabia Enquirer reveals its top 5 recipes involving the popular pork substitute.
Spaghetti Carbonara
Having cooked the spaghetti until al dente and mixed together with beaten eggs, minced garlic, olive oil and parmesan cheese, take two rashers of grilled beef bacon, chop them up, open the lid of a dustbin and tip all the bacon pieces inside. Buon Appetito!
Full English Breakfast
The classic way to start the day! It’s all about timing here, making sure your eggs (fried, scrambled or poached), baked beans, hash browns, grilled tomatoes and toast come together at the same time you decide you’d rather go vegetarian than put any fucking beef bacon near your tastebuds.
Beef Bacon Sandwich
The delicious twist on the classic snack. Take two rashers of beef bacon and place them in an oiled, pre-heated frying pan, turning regularly so they don’t burn. Meanwhile butter two slices of thick white bread, spread something like jam or Nutella on them and eat immediately, being sure to throw the cooked beef bacon away.
Beef Bacon and Potato Chowder
A superb, hearty meal for all the family. Heat butter in a medium pan and fry the onion and beef bacon until soft. Add potatoes and stock and bring to the boil, simmering for 15 minutes. Finally, add the milk, sweetcorn and bring back to the boil, then carefully use a spoon to pick out the bits of beef bacon before they have the chance to ensure every future meal is eaten alone.
Pigs in a Blanket
The perfect dish to impress guests at a house party. Take a packet of chicken sausages and tightly wrap each with a piece of beef bacon. Lay them side by side on a baking tray and cook in a preheated oven for 30 minutes or until crisp and golden. While they’re baking, phone up Burger King and order whatever you can for delivery, as there’s no chance anyone in their right mind will eat that disgusting shit.
Anonymous
June 1, 2014 at 1:32 am
As part of the “diet for UAE” plan the additional space freed up by narrowing sweet isle will be added to beef bacon isle.
Gordon Ramsay
June 1, 2014 at 5:57 am
Don’t forget that Dubai favourite of the ‘club sandwich’ sans beef bacon of course 🙂
Jamie Oliver
June 1, 2014 at 5:59 am
Beef Bacon is so good my dog can’t tell the difference…
Marsha Lah
June 1, 2014 at 8:03 am
Hey! I just worked out – the same recipes could be good with turkey bacon too. We could start a special frankenbacon blog for people who wouldn’t know the difference between eating salty cardboard and the real thing. And how about some alternative recipes for hash browns? Qhat browns anyone? Oh, wait, likely to be banned.
Alan Sunlotion
June 1, 2014 at 8:16 am
The only way to eat this shite product is to fry it in lard, crumble with pork scratchings, place in bread with 2 slices of black pudding and lashes of mustard!
Anonymous
June 17, 2014 at 4:09 pm
When you consume pork meat, you are getting all these toxins that weren’t eliminated from the pig….so in actual fact, pork is a shite Product.
Groykpip
June 1, 2014 at 8:20 am
I once fed my cat beef bacon and it fucked off to live next door – and my neighnour has a fuzzy beard and short frock! Ungrateful little shit.
Merlin
June 2, 2014 at 12:16 pm
The neighbour, or the cat??
George Stothard
June 1, 2014 at 11:12 pm
I’m writing this in London after last week having moved back from Dubai after six years. I’m having a bacon buttie tomorrow. Maybe two. Maybe a proper sausage on the side. And maybe a huge glass of ‘beverage’ too.
Porcina the P..Dog!
June 2, 2014 at 12:13 pm
Beef bacon is far superior
Anonymous
June 3, 2014 at 8:54 am
Pork is Euw
Merlin
June 4, 2014 at 5:41 am
No, pork is pig – ‘mutton’ comes from ewes!
Anonymous
June 6, 2014 at 12:09 pm
you are Pig
Merlin
June 8, 2014 at 8:13 am
Outstanding comeback!!
I should reconsider my position, after a real bacon buttie, of course.
Anonymous
June 12, 2014 at 8:25 am
Shukran Merlin
Simon De Witt
June 3, 2014 at 10:42 am
I once woke up next to a pig in a blanket…..that tasted a bit porky.
ASH
June 4, 2014 at 12:20 pm
Dear Anonymous. I think you will find that you can not compare pig to lamb
Anonymous
June 6, 2014 at 12:10 pm
go eat pork Mr porky
Anonymous
June 8, 2014 at 1:28 pm
Does any one know where you can buy halal pork bacon?
ASH
June 9, 2014 at 10:51 am
Thank you Anon, that is my goal.
Anonymous
June 17, 2014 at 4:06 pm
Porker!
Skank
June 12, 2014 at 7:56 am
Pork is a very sweet meat! Name the film.
Derek
August 5, 2018 at 12:37 pm
I like beef bacon.