Egyptian President Sisi Tempted to Try Cambridge Analytica to Push Election Win Past 100%

Egyptian president Abdel Fattah el-Sisi has revealed that he’s considering employing the services of under-fire data analyst organisation Cambridge Analytica in order to boost his ongoing election campaign.

“Sure, I may have locked up or intimidated every other potential candidate ahead of next week’s elections and the odds of me winning shorter than the odds of me needing to take a shit tomorrow morning,” he told reporters.

“But you never can be too sure, which is why I think I might bring Cambridge Analytica on board for that one last push over the finish line. And besides, it’d be lovely to break the 100 percent barrier.”